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Posts: 114 Status: Baron Karma: +32 [+1] [-1]   |
Subject: a little poem | |||||
| ODE TAE A FART By Robert Burns Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, lurks in yir belly efter a feastie. Nae matter whit yi try an dae, abody's gonna hiv to pay. Even if you try to stifle, it's like a bullet oot a rifle. Haud yir bum tight to the chair, to try an' stop the leakin' air. Shoogle yersel fae cheek to cheek, an' pray to God it disnae leak. Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder, ricochets aroon' the room, michty me a sonic boom ! God aw michty, it fairly reeks, hope I huvnae shit ma breeks |
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